What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

I am a mime

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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