- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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