- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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