"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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