how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Women's rights

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

800 people died last year. end of story

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Hey Shea

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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