- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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