What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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