What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Male leadership.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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