Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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