- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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