What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What is funnier than 24 69

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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