A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Small Penis.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

binladin walks into the american seals

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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