- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

* anti-punchline

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Knock knock Come in

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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