What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Women's rights.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Vote this down and get DOXED

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A man walks into a vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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