I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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why dont they make black forks

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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