- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.