- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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