- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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