- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

* anti-punchline

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

9/11 my birthday

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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