- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

how do you win a game try your best

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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