Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

angelo snyder is not ga

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

kieran is a homosexual

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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