Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

hashtags suck balls

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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