- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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