- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How many light bulbs? 1

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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