- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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