- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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