Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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bite me

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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