What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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cory

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Women's rights.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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