What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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