What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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