why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What comes after 69? 70

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's 9+10? 19

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Anti Joke

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