- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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