- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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