- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

1+1=2

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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