Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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