how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Guest what? Dog

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what is 3+3= 8

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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