- Anti Joke

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.