- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Christ is a conspiracy

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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