- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Your're racist.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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