- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Boner

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

No soap radio

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

I have read the terms and conditions

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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