This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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