Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

haha

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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