- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's your blood type? Red.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

womens rights.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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