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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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