- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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