- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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