- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

whats long and black? a baton

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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