- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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