What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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