Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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