In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

civil rights

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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