Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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