George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Jovan

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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no.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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