what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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