- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

obama

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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