- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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