- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

whats worse than a kane nothing

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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