This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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A young baby died.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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