- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

The queen having a shit

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

alert('The Game')

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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