Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what do you call a black guy african american

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Caramel Boing.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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