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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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