- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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