Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Guest what in the butt

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What's up? Your time.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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