A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Ily bae

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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PENIS that is all

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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