What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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