- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Lil Wayne

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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