- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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