How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Once upon a time a was born

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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