What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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