- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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