How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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