- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Justin Bieber.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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