- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Your mother is so fat.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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