- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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