A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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I love you

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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