- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Once upon a time a was born

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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