Racial Equality

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I'm hungry.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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