a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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