One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Penis

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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