God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A house comes around the corner.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

sucks Syntax...

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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