Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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