What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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