- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's the difference between a duck?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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