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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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