Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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