- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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