What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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