- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

I literally died laughing

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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