Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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my gramma died

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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