A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Roses are red.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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