Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Guest what? Dog

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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