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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

One, two, three, four and five

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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