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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What are annoying? Ads.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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