- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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