- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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