Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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penis

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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