- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Who wants water? I do.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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