- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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