- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A dog was barking at a tree

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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