- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Tucker Rivera

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Sarah Palin.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How about that airline food?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's big and purple? Barney

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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