- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

this website is a bad joke

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Your mother is so fat.

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