- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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