Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Click here for free sandwich.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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