A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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women's rights

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Anti Joke

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