What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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