- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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