His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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this website is a bad joke

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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