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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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