Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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