- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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