- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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