Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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