A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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