- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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