- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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