Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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