yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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123 f*ck off

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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