- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Potassium? K.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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