- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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