What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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