How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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