- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What is 9+10? 19

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

The american education system.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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