- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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