Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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