- Anti Joke

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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