What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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