- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

i have yougurt mit traktor

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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