Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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The FCC

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your face

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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