- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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